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Fuckheadery 

Behavior engaged in (usually repeatedly) by a person of low intelligence, poor judgment, and/or extreme assholery. Such behavior more often than not results in the pissing off of others (although on some occasions it can result in great amusement).
Man I'm sick of his fuckheadery. He kept me waiting for two hours to hear whether we'd hang or not, then texted me saying he was getting freaky with his girlfriend and couldn't chill.
Fuckheadery by locutusofdouche February 3, 2010
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fuckhead 

A person who is a complete moron and/or pisses someone off.
The guy working at McDonald's is a fuckhead.
fuckhead by Anonymous April 27, 2003

fuckhead 

1.)One who is a dickhead at every waking moment of his/her life, is therefore upgraded to being a fuckhead.
2.)One who cares so little for something that he should dearly care for.
3.)A boss
The boss just came in and jumped all over me for not writing this report, what a fuckhead.
fuckhead by Joe <33 July 15, 2005

fuckhead 

1. Person who pissed you off.
2. Person who is an idiot.
3. Person who you do not like.
4. Person who does not think before they act.
"that fuckhead just cut me off"
"I can't believe that fuckhead just said that"
"I just can't stand that fuckhead"
fuckhead by Jimmy Bohemen December 28, 2005

fuckhead 

1) A person of shitty intelligence and/or judgment.
2) One whose head has been fucked repeatedly by a person, place, thing, or idea.
3) A widely-circulated fake video found on P2P file-sharing programs such as KaZaa featuring a balding fuckhead (definition #1) thrusting his cranium into a fake plastic vagina.
4) A penis or phallic object of some kind.
5) The president of the United States.
1) John is a stupid, hotdogging fuckhead.
2) Hip-hop music and an incident with a loaded shotgun has made John a fuckhead.
3) When John tried to emulate the fuckhead on his own girlfriend, he found it would not work.
4) Cindy started sucking my massive and beautiful fuckhead.
5) Fuckhead is not my president.
fuckhead by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003

Fuckhead Syndrome 

A Syndrome denoting one's overly zealous, overly attention-seeking, overly "jock"; ultimately "over-rated" behavior. First diagnosed in Hobart Tasmania (2005).
"Vossy you suffer a severe case of Fuckhead Syndrome"!

"Charles* I love you, but I can't have this baby if there's even the slightest possibility he might inherit the disorder?"

*Charles is a all-rounder family-man who enjoys a good book and a snuggle with his wife in front of an open wood-fire. Made famous by the controversial statement "Charles, shut the fuckup"!- Subsequently, a slander commonly used to offend those suffering FS.

Note: Charles, in the context of FS, is oven confused with Charles Anderson; a heavy-weight boxing champion In New York. Both Charles do however bear similar physical features (prominent belly, and menacing facial-profile), this often accounts for the confusion in Identity.
Fuckhead Syndrome by Bosnian Homo November 10, 2008