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soil erosion 

What happens when all of the plants are bulldozed out of a specific area, most severe where there are hills and mountains.
A common sight in the Amazon Rainforest region, Hawaii, Appalacia, Tasmania, Africa, and metropolitan areas all across the USA.
Commonly caused by strip mining, clearcutting, the overgrazing of livestock (especially beef cattle), and evil greedy developers.
This used to be a lush, old growth forest. Thanks to soil erosion, now it looks more like the Grand Canyon.
soil erosion by Miskatonic Jack October 2, 2005
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financial erosion 

The loss of wealth due to stock market prices dropping or investment bank's administrative costs
My retirement nest egg slipped away due to financial erosion.

dick erosion 

dick erosion is when your penis erupts out of its own skin successfully turning its self inside out
shit man did you hear about what happened to dave? i heard he got a case of dick erosion

Crotch/Jean Erosion 

After having wearing an article of clothing that could be either your jeans or underwear that is too close to your crotch on a sweaty day, the fabric begins to wear out, thus creating an effect of erosion
Dude, this summer had crotch/jean erosion almost every day...

Food Erosion 

When instead of having a specific portion of food, you keep chipping away at it, usually evenly around the edges, making the portion smaller, while not accepting that you are having some.
What happened to this cake? I swear it was bigger a minute ago. Looks like food erosion.
Food Erosion by cab callaway July 23, 2010

bagina erosion 

The erosion of the vagina(picture dead leaves mini sticks n interior skin eroding away inside the vagina) during that time of the month
Boy it really smells like bagina erosion in this fishmarket.

Hey Mike, you just got a taco filled w mini bits of bagina erosion

jizz erosion 

A condition affecting the faces of women, generally middle-aged, often with multiple husbands, in which the face of the woman has started to crack/break down/weather away after years of repeated splashing with the jism of the males she so desperately seeks to please (and get money from). Sign of a woman that is past her prime and has been used up by many beforehand.
Dude 1: Damn son, look at the rack on that MILF!
Dude 2: Nice boobjob...but damn check out her face!!!
Dude 1: OH SHIT THAT'S SOME NASTY JIZZ EROSION.
Dude 2: Bitch must be on her fifth or sixth husband by now!
jizz erosion by wizzard739 January 19, 2008