elephant race 

When one truck attempts to pass another on the highway, but lacks the power to pass. Ultimately the two trucks remain side by side holding up everyone behind them for miles because nether one of them wants to lose the race.

"Oh great!! now we're stuck behind an elephant race"

elephant race by tomgun007 October 4, 2013

elephantism 

The case of a larger than big dick size in a person.

My schlong has elephantism when I look at ya girl

elephantism by Big dicky dick boy April 14, 2021

elephant in the room 

n. A very large issue that everyone is acutely aware of, but nobody wants to talk about. Perhaps a sore spot, perhaps politically incorrect, or perhaps a political hot potato, it's something that no one wants to touch with a ten foot pole. Sometimes pink elephant in the room.

The degeneration of parental responsibility in this country is the elephant in the room, but no one in Washington wants to address it.

elephant in the room by fizzle April 15, 2004

Elephant Kiss 

The moment an elephant gently touches you with its trunk; usually lightly patting your head. Very rare to see.

Oh look he just got an elephant kiss!

Elephant Kiss by Elephant Kiss March 14, 2016

Elephantisha

A woman who fits the following criteria:

- Is 18-35 years of age
- Is of African American heritage
- Is at least 400 pounds in weight
- Carries a bucket of KFC wherever she goes
- Wears extremely tight clothing that does not fit her "weight range"

Person 1: Hey look at that lady over there, she is so fat
Person 2: I know, she's a total elephantisha!
Person 1: She should not be wearing those skinny jeans...
Person 2: Haha i know right, is that a bucket of KFC?
Elephantisha: AIN'T NOBODY GETTING SOME OF MY KFC!!!

Elephantisha by alohha134 September 29, 2012

Elephantisis

A very big terrorist.
Elephant-Isis.

Daniel: WOAH, that terrorist we saw on the news looked huge.

Griff: he probably has elephantisis

Elephantisis by QueenOfRain November 8, 2016

elephpant 

Either adorable, elephantine mascot of the PHP project or a person who is afflicted with PHP ...
IF not Jeeves, of course.

- To acquire elePHPants, one must be ever-vigilant. Or at least lucky.

- The elephpant is drunk again.
- AND LOOK AT THAT CUTE ELEPHPANT!

elephpant by xiba May 31, 2016