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do the doo

when gay guys are having butt sex and the guy craps on te guys dick
Joe:oooohooohhhh! aaaaaaaa godamit
aaron: wat
joe: u shat on my dick
aaron: fuck u, u asked to do the doo
do the doo by MADTV June 28, 2006

do the doo doo 

To do the worst thing possible given a certain situation.
John:You let Mike borrow your car? Are you crazy?
Joe:He said it was an emergency. Relax. As long as he doesn't do the doo doo he'll be fine.

It is assumed that Mike drives recklessly. He would do the doo doo if he drove drunk or was speeding.
do the doo doo by 2014_chiguy April 11, 2007

doo doo on the floor 

Used when your losing an argument or need someone's attention. It's so absurd your opponent will walk away from confusion and disgust. Also Something to say when your being ignored in a conversation.
Example 1:
Dude 1: Bro your bout as inbred as joe Biden and his cousin.

Dude 2: Doo Doo on the floor

Example 2:
Dude 2: Hey guys remember wh-
Dude 1: Eyy bros I went surfing down at the omaplata drinking some ranch.
Dude 2: Yeah, I was gonna s-

Dude 1: And rad'ly enough got a rusty fishhook stuck in my foot from Larry David's fishpole.
Dude 2: Doo Doo on the flow. (Said like this for more diversity)
Everyone: what

doo doo on the pillow case 

The song of discovering an unwanted gift on your pillowcase;bedding
David: Doo doo, doo doo on the pillow case

Amy: You is nasty, David!

Doo-doo on the side 

1. A situation like the residue of a turd stuck like glue on the inside of the toilet bowl.
Her behavior is like doo-doo on the side! Gonna have to flush this girl!!!
Doo-doo on the side by WordsBySeamus November 22, 2023

sticking the diddly-doo in the o 

Another expression for having sex. Abbreviated as STDDITO.
person 1: I walked in on my parents sticking the diddly-doo in the o
person 2: oh man, that sucks.