Carlos Spirit-Dog Martinez 

Formerly owned my Texas State's own Shannon Gaga and was known as Carlos Spirit-Dog Cantu.

Due to physically,mentally and sometimes sexually abuse by S. Gaga, Carlos went to the higher spirit court to get emanicpated. Soon after, Carlos was quickly adopted by his new awesome mommy, Amanda. From there, Carlos had joined an awesome cool family consisted of Aunt Mandy, Hot Granny Brooke, Phil the spirit hamster and Cousin Ginger.

Carlos is happy and well-loved my his family and new set of friends!

How's the most awesome spirit animal to ever existed?

- Carlos Spirit-Dog Martinez !!!

Carlos Spirit-Dog Martinez by Smarles Smunior April 29, 2010

Happy Hot Dog Man

A hot dog with arms and a face.

Let me introduce to you, Happy Hot Dog Man, the master of the universe

-Chadtronic 2017

Happy Hot Dog Man by TorraForSomeReason February 26, 2018

Wharf Dog Macinnis 

Used to describe a male that has a wharf cat fetish.

He can be observed in the town of GLace Bay crusing around in his mini-van while masturbating to the visual observations of felines.

The Wharf Dog Macinnis has been observed feeding wharf cats from his teets that produce budweiser.

The Wharf Dog smells of catshit and perfume.

Well driving yesterday I observed a Wharf Dog Macinnis in the area of the Glace Bay Fisheries Building. He was watching the cats while beating off to the sight of them.

Wharf Dog Macinnis by Henry Boggins August 29, 2006

Mad Dog Mattis 

The secratary of defence for the United States and a retired 4 star marine general. He is a totally raw mother fucker and stacks bodeis miles high. His knife hand killing radius that succeeds anything to ever exist on this earth. he has seen the worst of human nature and lives to tell about it. His takes his scotch with 4 drops of rattle snake venom. One for each star. But on a serious note he is the most honorable and humble man ive every had the plaesure of meeting.

That mad dog mattis is a raw fuckin killer.

Mad Dog Mattis by DUDE_JUST_ STFU March 8, 2017

Dog Manley 

Your extremely buff, intelligent, good looking dog you should totally buy a mug for. See, your Dog Manley has the finest of class and would rather drink from a hot and fresh urban dictionary mug with his name on it, than a dog bowl you bought from the dollar shop.

Your beautiful Dog Manley: *wags tail*
You: Here's your special mug!

Dog Manley by typebeats March 18, 2021

[Dog-magnet]

Someone who is found attractive by people who are considered ugly.

"You are a Dog-magnet"

"Check out that Dog-magnet"

[Dog-magnet] by Jake Mansfield October 10, 2008

cold dog mack 

To spit your best game. To try and pick up a chick.

1. "Yo did you see Willie? He was trying to cold dog mack on Caitlin."
"What can I say? She did look fine"

2. "Stop cold dog macking on her, she's mup"

cold dog mack by RodFromAveQ January 23, 2008