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Dirty Dan 

When your banging someone with a really bad yeast infection and end up with a dick disease
Yo did you hear jimmy still fucked that chick with a yeast infection?
Yeah, he’s a real dirty dan.
Dirty Dan by Hippityhophead December 5, 2020

Dirty Dan 

During a threesome where person 1 is getting a blow job and person 2 is getting anal from person 3, switch places to where person 2 now has their dirty penis in person 3s mouth. Works best in 'spitroast' position.
Bro 1: hey bro, remember that chick we dirty Danned last week?

Bro 2: i bet she still can't get the shit taste to go away.
Dirty Dan by Sly cooter December 30, 2014

Dirty Dan 

When a man ejaculates on a woman's stomach and then proceeds to pat on her stomach as if her stomach is a drum set.
"I like to pull out and finish on a girls stomach and then play the drums on her stomach"

"You should call that a Dirty Dan."
Dirty Dan by HockeyNJ May 4, 2010

Dirty Dan 

Balancing a guinness on the back of a girls head as she fingers your asshole while she cakefarts at the same time. Best performed on the guys back and the trick is to not spill the Guinness.
I was down to one Guinness last night, so we pushed our luck and tried the Dirty Dan.
Dirty Dan by Igotallofit December 30, 2008

Dirty dan 

She's a freak bro she even let me give her a dirty dan.
Dirty dan by Matts a mud cracker November 28, 2016

Dirty Dan 

A person who despite the situation will always remain in a goofy, ready to bool mood. they are pure comedy gold and will always make you laugh no matter the situation. No matter who you are, they will manage to crack your humor code and make you have the best time. Their comedy is boosted when accompanied by a Huntiewestside, raising their gooney attitude and boolery to the next level, almost on par with Shaggy's godly power.
"Yo, did you meet that kid Luke, he was so funny, I think I pissed myself from laughing so hard."
"Nah, that isn't Luke, thats Dirty Dan."