Dickweed

A weed that grows when the wind blows. Usually grown in the southern states, it has been known to grow well north of New Jersey. Dick weed spreads very easily from area to area, and can grow to huge sizes. It is best not to plant Dick Weed to close to Pussy Willows, otherwise you may get a crop of cumquats.

Look at all that Dickweed! Ut oh, they planted it to close to the Pussy Willows!!

Dickweed by Garym79 December 12, 2008

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Dickweed

An autocorrect for 'dickhead' but an arguably better word. Has the same desired effect of the aforementioned term, particularly when used in conversation with others such as with one's friends or girlfriend or dog.

Max is a dickweed

Dickweed by wannabeedgysidehoe123 May 26, 2020

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Dickweed

The best kind of weed out there

“What kinda weed is dis?”
“Dickweed”

Dickweed by Dickweed63748 December 2, 2019

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Dickweed

A slightly comical insult (used for guys) to be used when:

1) they tell you you're being emotional.
2) they're not paying attention to you.
3) they can't keep a secret.
4) they try to fart on you.
(aka, they just be themselves)

"You still talking to him?"
"Me? No, he's a fucking dickweed."

Dickweed by MikeNessMonster May 16, 2007