dick up the ass

when its such a good time it makes you feel like you're having an orgasm

john:dam it feels like a dick up the ass
james: so true bestie

dick up the ass by cheemsit May 15, 2021

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dick-up artist

A guy who's a master at giving himself a hardon, any time, any place

I'm going to the club to practice my pickup artist skills.

Well I'm staying home to wank and practice my dick-up artist skills

dick-up artist by D Flawless July 18, 2021

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Chin the dick up

Chin the dick up pull yourself together sort yourself out wise up get over yourself

John said he was too hungover to go on the boat party.

Becky said “chin the dick up will ya”

Chin the dick up by UpaBrick February 9, 2020

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landed dick up

Failed pathetically, in the manner of falling flat on your ass. Left wanting and asking, fuck, what's next?

Did you hear what happened to him? He really landed dick up, didn't he? Note to editors, I like this saying and would prefer to use a person's name instead of 'him', but it's not an inside joke. It's better with a name. If you use a name, it could be Brian or Paul or anything really. Happy for you to improvise! Think of one of your sorry friends who always lands dick up.

landed dick up by prof_db January 28, 2021