DEXTING 

Texting while driving = Dexting

i really shouldn't be DEXTING, one of theses days im gonna be in a pile up on the highway because i wasn't focusing on the road.

DEXTING by TheTrevster October 20, 2012

Deterding

an extraordinary human being who is obsessive-compulsive and uses scientific facts as logic. deterdings are reserved at first, but as you get to know them, they are assertive and a great loyal companion. somewhat nerdy but devilishly attractive and one of the greatest people you will ever encounter

Nobody else compares to Deterding

Ask Deterding, he will know the solution

Deterding is so organized and precise. He's so feminine, it's like being with a woman

Dammit Deterding...how can you be so geeky and yet so irresistible to the ladies

Deterding by Priggster March 3, 2009

Dexterious

The quality of being both dexterous and mysterious, as defined by Ben Hart.

"I am rather dexterious" - Ben Hart

Dexterious by Sprintz December 20, 2008

Textering 

A combination of the words texting and pestering. It's the irritated via text messege. Used when a person or persons keep texting you even though they know you're busy and don't want to or can't text at the moment. Such as when you tell someone your in bed and they keep trying to conversate via text. Or if you tell someone to quit texting you cuz you don't want to talk to them and they still keep trying.

I told retard I was asleep and he wouldn't quit textering me!

Textering by Guadalupe750 May 2, 2010

sexual dexterity

The ability of an individual to use their hands and/or other extremities with ease and skill to sexually pleasure themselves or someone else.

A person has above average sexual dexterity if he/she can do more than three of the following while simultaneously jacking themselves and/or someone else off: take it in the ass, face, vagina, tits, thighs, feet, toes, hands, or elbow crack.

sexual dexterity by africanbeachbaby February 9, 2014

38 dexterity 

The dexterity required for a male or female to engage in oral masturbation .

person 1-"Man, that dude is agile!"

person 2-" i bet he has 38 dexterity!"

38 dexterity by chesteringmolestering February 18, 2015

dexting 

a.) dating via text messaging: Dexting is most often practiced by males for whom actual dating is unfeasible and by nature the dexting relationship is invariably one-way. When asked, the female in the dexting relationship will be aloof to her "dexter"'s intentions and advances. Men most likely to be dexters are worm farmers, trekkies, and unemployed "artists".

(based on a true dexting experience)
dexter: Good morning beautiful
girl: lol...we haven't even met
dexter: i know u r tho
(8 hours later)
dexter: what are you doing
girl: hanging out w my friend
dexter: oh i see
(16 hours later)
dexter: So are you just not interested?! or do you dislike me or did i do something wrong?! I don't understand you.
girl: what?!
dexter: i can tell you're too wrapped up in yourself. It would never have worked between us.

dexting by Vanheezy18 January 1, 2012