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upper deck save 

n. Use of the last flush of an unpressured toilet to remove unpleasant matter.

With most toilets, a reservoir sits above the main bowl. This reservoir fills at the time of the flush, and remains full (barring leaks) until again flushed. This reservoir is commonly referred to as the upper deck.
When it becomes necessary to make a deposit in the tank of the toilet, circumstances do not always allow for proper checking of water pressure. While a sink won't run without water pressure, a toilet will often allow one last flush. Use of this flush to remove an especially unpleasant deposit is reffered to as an upper deck save.
"I took a huge dump before I realized the water was out. Luckily I was the first in, so I got an upper deck save."
upper deck save by Jordan Mills April 15, 2004
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Hit The Deck Son! 

1. an expression used when someone has just been owned by someone else
2. to get the fuck out of one's way
3. when during a rap contest, one rap line just SERVES the other person and they are confused & ashamed
1. Toby: "...that's what your mom said"
Harris: "how dare you!"
Cam: "OHHH SHIT...Hit The Deck Son!!!!"
2. Toby: "man, get out da way, these niggas comin thru"
niggas: "Hit the Deck, white boy, get out my way cracka"
3. Toby: "'cuz that's me & i'm gay"
crowd: "OH MY GOD THAT OTHER GUY BETTER HIT THE DECK!! OHHHHH! HE JUST GOT SERVED!"
other rapper: "damn, not again :("

Tech Deck Support 

"Tech Deck Support" usually occurs in a situation when one is asked to do a task that requires something technical, however, does not know how to fathom, for which is required to call "Tech Deck Support". After calling "Tech Deck Support" it is vital for one to make the ambulance noise after that, in order to alert the Tech humans around.
Person: "Hey could you help me connect this window computer to the smartboard?"
Other Person: "Ohhh um "Tech Deck Support" " *Ambulance noise

Deck on sight 

To hit someone as soon as you see them, usually with someone youre plannin to fight .
Katie: You heard bout Alexis talkin shit bout you ?

Courtney: Yes, I already told her I was gonna deck on sight .

Maddie: Did you see Farrah knock out Sarah earlier ?

Savannah: Yes, It was a deck on sight .
Deck on sight by YasminMayhemBitch October 28, 2012

deck of squares 

a deck meaning a pack, and squares meaning cigarettes.
A pack of cigarettes.
I'm going to the store for a deck of squares.

deck your shit 

slang to hit someone, especially to hit someone and knock them down: Hitting and beating. a bunch of fives idiom. a rap on/over the knuckles idiom.
deck your shit by dcxp97 September 15, 2017

deck of smokes 

Slang. A single package of filtered cigarettes. Named for its resemblance to a deck of cards, in shape and size.
I bought a new deck of smokes for the trip.

He smoked a deck of smokes a day, back then.
deck of smokes by BlackOrchid August 11, 2021