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National Cum In My Pants Day 

May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.
“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”

19 November: Poop and pee in your pants day 

This means that everyone needs to poop and pee in their pants, especially those who have their birthday on 19 November.
If they don’t do it on 19 November: Poop and pee in your pants day, you can slap their butt.

National Pants Yourself Day 

National Pants yourself day is on Nov.8. While around a big crowd pants yourself to show you are confident about your body !!
Did you see hector yesterday during National Pants Yourself Day He must have a big cock if he’s so confident

International Pants On Your Head day 

March 25 is International Pants On Your Head day. You must wear a pair of pants/ underwear on your head everywhere you go for as long as possible.
*wear pants on head*

person: why do you have pants on your head?
you: it’s International Pants On Your Head day!

national pull your pants all the way down while using the urinal day 

April 22 is national pull your pants all the way down while using the urinal day. Its pretty self explanatory but just in case what you do is anytime you need to take a piss on April 22 you have to drop your pants down all the way. a good rule to follow for this day is if your ass isn't out you need to get the fuck out(of the bathroom). it doesn't matter if your cheeks are pastier than ranch everybody is gonna be doing it.
Damn it sucks for Aidan his birthday is on April 22

Damn bro, you mean national pull your pants all the way down while using the urinal day

Pants your crush day

October 10th is day where you have consent to pull down your crushes pants.
Guy 1 :I just pantsed my crush
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: because it’s national pants your crush day
Pants your crush day by CatDog09 September 7, 2021