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cumster diving 

When a woman, usually desperate for a baby, takes a used condom out of a trash can and uses its contents to inseminate herself. (read: When one man's trash becomes a woman's treasure.)
1. My man caught me poking a hole in the condom the other night and is withholding sex from me for a while. Once I gain his trust back, I'm giving cumster diving a shot.

2. -Whoa, you have a baby? When did that happen?

- About 9 months after a night of cumster diving.
cumster diving by levatuldo December 7, 2009

cumster dumpster 

A homie who lets his bros blow a load in his ass after a breakup or when they're feeling a little extra horny. A cumster dumpster can be gay but is most often just a really sweet straight guy
" Yeah ,after me and Michelle broke up two weeks ago, Jimmie has been my cumster dumpster"

Cumster Dumpster 

A female slut that takes lots of guys jizz in her vag in a short period of time.
"Dude she is a total cumster dumpster. She slept with 5 dudes last night and none of them wore rubbers."

Cumster Scrunt 

A scrunt who is often getting cum dumped on them
Taylor got cummed on by 5 guys last night, what a fuckin cumster scrunt
Cumster Scrunt by Dj Skittles7 February 25, 2011

Cumster Truck 

Fucking stupid truck from Ubisoft's racing game, The Crew.
I drove my cumster truck into an orphanage, fuckers stood no chance.
Cumster Truck by BiggieSqueeze August 31, 2021

Dumb Cumster 

Dumb Cumster by Jesse Brede August 26, 2008