cool story bro 

Not a cool story.
(And not necessarily towards your/a "Bro".)

Girl 1: I went the to mall today and...
Girl 2: Cool story bro.

cool story bro by smmmg June 17, 2016

cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up? 

a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said

"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"

cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up? by ferrkk October 12, 2011

Cool Pics Bro 

A slang phrase used to describe horrible photos posted on the internet, mostly found on automotive forums. Due to major forums preventing honesty from being posted this is used to mask pure and utter hatred for what was posted.

Wow those are cool pics bro.

Those are DEFINITLEY cool pics bro.

Cool Pics Bro by NemesisfromIA June 10, 2009

Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again 

A dickish/sarcastic way of telling someone, after they told you something such as a story, a time they had in there life, etc.etc.etc.

Sleezy: Some guy moved into my neighborhood and they call him Snoop.
Meezy: "Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again."

Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again by ERIKGYOUKNOWHOIBE September 29, 2011

Cool Story Bro 

4chan saying commonly used when sayer is listening to someone talk to him and doesn't really care

1. so this one time we were sledding down a hill and we totally got broke
2. Cool Story Bro

Cool Story Bro by Biohazard357 March 27, 2009

cool story bro 

A phrase used to express indifference or boredom to a long or boring conversation.

There are many different types of "cool story bro". There is:

1) cool story bro
2) cool story bro, you should write a book about it
3) cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?

etc.

1) Chad: I ate an apple for breakfast

Angie: Cool story bro.

2) Hannah: And then I rinsed my teeth. And then, lo and behold, I saw a black mark. I thought: "Hmm, what can it be?" and hark! It was a cavity! So then, I --

Josie: Cool story bro, you should write a book about it.

3) Tad: boring and lengthy story about scientists growing a new type of capsicum

Beth: Cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?

cool story bro by NaziCookieMonster June 27, 2011

Cool story bro 

When someone tells you something and you simply don't care.

Person 1: Man, I don't feel like living anymore. My grandpa died yesterday.

Person 2: Cool story bro.

Cool story bro by Thatbrodude August 3, 2016