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Cool Guy Kai 

"Cool Guy Kai" or "CoolGuyKai" is a term coined by the LGBTQ+ community that refers to a specific dynamic in polyamorous relationships used to identify any adult straight person that pretends to be bisexual so they can lure teenagers in a relationship with them with the goal said teenagers also have sexual intercourse with their adult partner, who is an ephebophile. It is a term created to condense predatory behavior towards minors within the LGBTQ+ community.
"Don't be such a Cool Guy Kai. She just turned 18. We should date someone older."

"Why would we have a threesome? I don't like women like that. Besides, they are underage. I'm not a Cool Guy Kai."
Cool Guy Kai by ango gobblogian September 25, 2019

Cool Guy Acquaintance 

A person that you're not really friends with but you're cool enough to go up to them and shake their hand and say "Sup, bro".
Roxy: Ya I'm not actually friends with Keith were just Cool Guy Acquaintances.

cool guy alert 

abrv: CGA

variation on 'cool story bro'. used to demean somebody bragging/showing off about something irrelevant and/or uninteresting.
keith: so i just came up with this ballin' ass marketing strategy for my website, shitheads won't know what hit them when they click on this new hyperlink i just created by myself on my new imac; it'll automatically direct them to the company's twitter, myspace and tumblr and put their email/phone number/house address in permanent log that only our company can access.

dwayne: wow, cool guy alert.

Cool Guy Stuff 

Also Known As CGS. Cool guy stuff is a term used to talk about smoking marijuana. Usually used around relatives, girlfriends, or people you don't want to let know you smoke.
Gerrard want to do some cool guy stuff when we get out of class. Yeah dude definitly I'll go buy some, and we will go on a ride then to McDonalds.
Cool Guy Stuff by Short Gordon November 29, 2007

cool guy stuff 

The act of smoking marijauna. An alterate way of reffering to smoking marijauna.
Yo Gordon you want to do cool guy stuff later?

Ya dude Im always down for cool guy stuff.

Cool Guy Handshake 

The cool guy handshake is a sacred act of male bonding that is shared between close friends.
If you are a man who wants to know how to do it you should already know how.
If you are a woman than close this window as you do not have a penis.
Dude 1: Yeah so I spitroasted this girl last night.
Dude 2: Awesome
{pause}
*Cool Guy Handshake*

cool guy yeah 

somebody that is super cool, often this phrase is used by mega cools.
cool guy yeah 1:OMG who is that she looks like a mega cool!!!
cool guy yeah 2:I'm such a cool