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Cookie dough 

A type of food that people eat. (If they are weird)
This cookie dough looks great to eat!
Cookie dough by torli November 4, 2021

Cookie dough 

Plug said he had that new bud called cookie dough
Cookie dough by Knoxload May 3, 2022

COOKIE DOUGH! 

A game.
When you find an otherwise gorgeous woman with a few extra pounds curving her butt/breasts/belly/hips, you sneak up and very lightly squeeze a lovehandle and shake it.

You then scream "COOKIE DOUUUGH!" and run away.
Amazingly, it causes any woman afflicted by it to freak out and either chase you or start crying.
|Woman|La-de-da~!
|Man| *sneak*
|Woman| *thinks about shoes, or whatever it is bitches daydream about*
|Man| *springs up from behind! If he were a predatory animal, she'd be dead. grabbing her lovehandle* COOKIE DOUUUGH! *zoom*
|Woman| *freaks out, screams and flails* YOU ASSHOLE! Stop calling me Cookie Dough!
COOKIE DOUGH! by Zachary B. July 20, 2008

Cookie Dough Butt 

When your ass is itchy and uncomfortable a short time
after an insufficient ass wipe with toilet paper.
Man, I have to go back to the bathroom, I have cookie dough butt.
Cookie Dough Butt by Tony Yunker October 13, 2006

cookie dough choad 

When your penis is wider than long but it has freckels on it to act like choclate chips!

Cookie Dough Cough

A bad chest cold accompanied by the hacking up of pale, thick mucous that resembles cookie dough.
I think something is going around at work. I came down with a sore throat and a cookie dough cough.
Cookie Dough Cough by Detr May 16, 2013