Facebook Commentathon 

An endless, and often boring list of comments made by a number of friends over a number of days, often resulting in posts over 50 times the average quota of a Facebook post that invariably veer miles away from the initial postee's post.

Pete: Had the best night eva with Sammy D and co - yeah man, you guy's fucking rock!
(100 posts later ...)
Eddie: I think elephants really have amaaaaaaaaaazing memories and shit. And wtf is with the Facebook Commentathon dude?

Facebook Commentathon by Bally in the Bellfry February 26, 2011

worker's compensation 

A lottery that rewards stupidity.

Homer: Hey, where's Charlie? How'd he get out of this?
Carl: Uh, he's at home on worker's compensation.
Lenny: Yeah, he got injured on the job and they sent him home with pay. It's like a lottery that awards stupidity.
Homer: Stupidity, eh?

worker's compensation by KingSizedHomer July 10, 2010

Commentsation 

When people have a conversation via comments on Facebook or Myspace. on either they're comment-wall or pictures.

-My Fiancee, her cousin and myself had a dumb commentsation on my fiancee's picture on Facebook that wasnt even relating to the picture.

-I have 64 comments from the same person because we decided to have a commentsation and now everyone can read what we were talking about.

Commentsation by Wick3dR3n3gad3 December 6, 2009

Commentsation 

The act of having a whole conversation using comments. When two or more people feel it's necessary to use the comment section of a photo or video on Youtube, Facebook or otherwise social network instead of just calling one another or using a chat platform.

-That's a nice picture.
-Thank you! How are things Jason?
-Very well. I recently saw you on grandma's album of photographs kissing the dog.
-Oh yes I remember! How is she?
and so the commentsation continues.

Commentsation by Imthekey November 3, 2013

Twerkers' compensation 

The demand for pain relief for the mind, body, and soul the day after an evening of combining dance (twerk) and alcohol consumption to a point of excess.

"Man, I raged so hard at that Good Charlotte show, I definitely need Twerkers' compensation today."

Twerkers' compensation by The Stafford Executive September 8, 2013

Couch Commentator 

A person who won't shut the fuck up when you're watching a show, sporting event or a movie, and has to comment about everything (especially political ads). Will also comment about how people look on tv.

I'd really enjoy this tv show more, if the couch commentator would just shut the fuck up.

Couch Commentator by beatboxbill September 12, 2021

penile compensation 

New 4dr 4WD trucks with every option known to exist attached. This helps compensate for a small dick. These vehicles seldom leave pavement as 99% of the people who own them don't want to get mud on their Izod & Dockers, or could very well get stuck due to lack of knowledge in off-roading. Hummers also fit in this category.

He's driving that truck as a form of penile compensation

penile compensation by Imperial1931 November 5, 2005