roger clemens 

The best pitcher in the history of Major League Baseball. A six-time Cy Young award winner for best pitcher in the American league. Also a mercenary who never really cared about the success of his teams; he only cared about winning a World Series for himself.

Roger Clemens is a great pitcher, but I hate him.

roger clemens by RexGibson March 8, 2004

James Clemens High School 

The better high school in the Madison, AL area. Students from the rival school Bob Jones may tell you different but that is because they are poor.

Bob: I got a lifted Jeep Wrangler for my sixteenth.

Billy: That’s such a James Clemens thing to say.

James Clemens High School students are rich and all drive jeeps

James Clemens High School by sadbricks December 30, 2020

clemens-mode  

When someone gets extremely mad, and they take it to another level, like when Hulk Hogan would hulk up in a wreslting match. In this mode, the person is likely to throw things, yell, and do other things that normal rational people would not.

Jared went into clemens-mode on that kid who didn't bring him food after he told him he wanted some, yelling at him and looking like he was going to kill him.

Edgar went into clemens-mode after that man ran over his foot with his car.

clemens-mode by SpyderXTX March 1, 2009

Mount Clemens Crip Gang (ClemCrips) 15 16 Mile Crips 

15 Mile to Harrington St;Groesbeck to Gratiot. This square also known as the CRIP MILE. The gang is an up an coming Gang in mount clemens michigan. They claim the crips and gain street money. They are a Black/White group. They don't have any rivals. There was rumored to be a Blood gang on Joy blvd Mt Clemens Michigan that they rivaled with, but no confirmed reports yet. #Macomb #Michigan #MountClemens #Clinton Township #Crip

Mount Clemens Crip Gang (ClemCrips) 15 16 Mile Crips AKA "ClemCrips just pulled on Joy and started a BK movement."

Mount Clemens Crip Gang (ClemCrips) 15 16 Mile Crips by BK(CRIPSAYO) October 31, 2020

The Clemens 

Injecting your junk with a shot of lidocane, waiting for numbness.. then taking a whack.

Named in honor of lidocane using pitcher roger clemens

Lucas was tired of his young girlfriend toddette not giving him any, so he decided to give himself the clemens.

The Clemens by zeus111 February 27, 2008

Clemens 

Clemens are often very loyal. People named clemens are always there for you, when you need them in your life. Those kind of people are very cute and look like a teddy bear with their brown eyes. If you don't have any money you need to go shopping with a Clemens because they are extremely generous and will buy you everything you want. Clemenses are always optimistic but sometimes a bit too much so that it could be annoying. They always search for the good thing in a bad story. They are extremely polite, but act sometimes like a fuckboy, but in general everybody needs a Clemens in his/her life because they are very nice, handsome and generous.

girl 1: wow did you see this guy with the 2 girls over there, who is buying everything the want ?

girl 2: DAAAAMN, this is definitely a CLEMENS !!

Clemens by ilikeclemenses January 2, 2017

Clemens 

Clemens is probably the best dick you are ever going to get. No further explanation needed.

"I can't come to brunch today, I can't walk."
"What happened?"
"His name was Clemens..."

Clemens by Nox:tune March 16, 2018