churchprime

a religion where our god is dream. l'emanburg and dreamsmp became one

also according to god's statistics only a 50 percent of people are going to heaven. Churchprime
Drear god, thank you for our food pogchamp

churchprime by Childeater4206969 August 24, 2020

Church of Satan 

Many people have misconceptions about the Church of Satan, believing that the members are devil worshipers. However, in reality, this is all false. The Church of Satan is a group of atheists and the only reason that Satan is used is because their founder, Anton LaVey, believed Satan to be a good representation of Man's True Nature.
Overall, the Church of Satan is far better rounded and has better morals than any Christian, Catholic, or any other religion will ever be.

The Church of Satan was founded by Anton LaVey in the 1960s.

Church of Satan by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 10, 2016

Talk to Winston Churchill 

To go to the restroom (esp. the toilet)

"Can we please stop at the next pull-in? I have to talk to Winston Churchill."

Talk to Winston Churchill by CountVladDracula April 9, 2017

Church Drama 

The bickering, complaining, and general chaos that occurs between the members, or staff, of many churches. Often behind the scenes and without the knowledge of others who refuse to be drug into the fray.

Bill: Judy and Bob are upset over the new Sunday School schedule and have decided to quit going to church altogether.

Mandy: Don't bother me with that church drama, they'll be mad about something else next week.

Church Drama by Boner D February 4, 2012

Liberty Baptist Church 

May or may not be a church with disgusting beliefs or a pumpkinoid sex cult. We aren't really sure and have no way of knowing. Associated with Pastor Tommy McMurtry.

"I'm so excited to get dirty with the Liberty Baptist Church's pumpkins at straight pride!"

Liberty Baptist Church by simping for sidon June 6, 2019

Westboro Baptist Church 

The reason I'm not going to Topeka, Kansas. Those people are super-insane. They consist of Fred Phelps, 9 out of 13 of his children (among them including Shirley Phelps-Roper), their 50+ grandchildren, and 7-10 great-grandchildren. These people claim that God hates everybody: Catholics, Iraq War casaulties, Swedes, the Irish, Latter-Day Saints, Muslims, and above all else gays, lesbians, bisexuals, and transgendered people. These people also picket funerals of, well, anybody: Iraq war casaulties, Katrina victims, 9/11 victims, hate crime victims, HIV/AIDS victims, etc.

Person 1: Hey, let's go to Topeka. What's there to see?

Person 2: Well, we can see the Westboro Baptist Church members disrespecting the dead by picketing funerals.

Person 1: Ok, dude. I don't want anything to do with those people. Let's go somewhere else.

Person 2: Good point

Westboro Baptist Church by an anonymous citizen July 13, 2009

Church of TodoDeku

Supposedly a church for a ship, Todoroki Shouto and Midoriya Izuku. It's there to hide its activities of dealing of TodoDeku fanworks, arguably a secret cult through invite only.

Whether The Church of TodoDeku exists is debatable, many fans of this ship are questioning whether it is real and if it does exists, how does one join?

Many well known writers and artists for the ship are in this underground organization. Your favourite TodoDeku writer or artist may be in it. Who knows?

"I go to church daily, the Church of Tododeku."

Church of TodoDeku by __FBI__ January 6, 2019