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Punting a child out of a window

The action when you get so enraged at a year 7 living on this earth, so you decide to pick them up and punt them through a window. You can’t really explain it. It’s just an impulse. It just happens. You can’t help it. I don’t want to enjoy it but I do
“Shut up Kivin or i’ll Punt from you from a second floor window
“Stop it stupid year 7 or you’re gonna get punted out that window over there”
“Look Timo, i’m Punting a child out of a window!”
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Chill outed 

When retards like Brooke perry forget the word chilled out so they try and use something different
Me: chill out
Brooke; I am chill outed
Chill outed by Pussyhole123 March 12, 2018

pull out poster child

Someone that is so damn stupid, ugly or worthless and should be the poster child for "Pull Out" magazine.
Eugene is such a pull out poster child! His father should have pulled out, better yet should have just had another beer and never put it in!

grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili 

What Would You Do If There Was A Child Right In Front Of You? “I’d grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili.”

get your willy out of my chili 

Refers to the intrusion of privacy or getting into some ones business. Synonym to "Get out of my business" or "Get your nose out of my stuff."
Paul: So what are you doing after class?
John: Get your willy out of my chili.

Outlook and Chill 

When you’ve invited you s/o to your place on your work from home day which slowly ends up becoming intimate sexy time. The laptop is kept open of course to ensure an e-mail from the boss is not missed and on a busy work day the thrusting is in sync with email notifications.
Dude: Hey I am working from home today, do yo i want to come over? I have some e-mails to respond to. We can a get some work done!
Girl: Sure I’ll bring my laptop and we can outlook and chill!
Boy: I missed you (looks deeply in the girls eyes)
Girl: I missed you too (begins to unbutton). Fuck me hard baby!

*E-mail notification bling…bling…bling in syncs with the tap…tap…tap… uhh…aahhh…harder…ahhhh

shootin' chili outta shotgun 

The worst sort of diarhea.

When it's so bad that You're spraying the back of the toilet, the toilet seat, the towels.
"Holy shit, I don't know what Trang put in that Denver Omelette I got off the truck this morning but I was just shootin' chili outta shotgun"