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charisma vacuum 

Someone who sucks all the lively-hood and fun out of the room. Generally, a boring or stale person.
Man, Moose is a charisma vacuum. Just so boring. Can't even cut a promo while being somewhat interested in what he is saying. Puts me to sleep.
charisma vacuum by doomsday519 June 27, 2014

Charisma Man 

Coined by Larry Rodney for his comic strip of the same name. Charisma Man was the alter ego of a typical western man in Japan. Because of this strip it has come into common usage by many westerners in Japan, and has spread to similar countries like Korea.

A charisma man is typically a western male in an Asia country who enjoys unexpected popularity, particularly if he was nothing special in his home country.
From Charisma Man comic strip, "Back on his home planet of Canada our hero was just another average guy, but when he landed on planet Japan he became Charisma Man. But can our hero defend himself against his arch-enemy Western Woman!?"
Charisma Man by Jorden K L December 17, 2006

charisma man 

-noun, plural charisma men

A white male who, although completely lacking social skills in his natural environment, procures seemingly godlike sexual powers upon arrival to Japan.
(on train)

A: "Look at that Dustin Diamond-lookin' loser over there trying to hit on the hottie in the fuckmeboots."

B: "Jesus, she's waaaaaay out of his league. I bet he actually thinks he can score that. Let's let him in on the secret."

A (to dustin diamond-lookalike): "HEY CHARISMA MAN, CUT IT OUT! THE GIRL SAID SHE'S GONNA CALL THE COPS IF YOU KEEP TALKING TO HER! LEARN THE LINGO!"
charisma man by Cabin October 11, 2006

Charisma Carpenter 

American Actress best known for portraying the character Cordelia Chase on the TV program Buffy The Vampire Slayer and its spin-off Angel. She was also featured on Veronica Mars, and can be seen in the 2010 big budget film The Expendables along side Jason Statham, Jet Li, and Sylvestor Stallone. She has posed for Playboy and is currently filming Fast Five with Dwayne Johnson, Vin Diesel, and Paul Walker.
Charisma Carpenter is an original cast member of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

charisma bypass

Someone who is so dull;

A person's presence - when they walk in to a room, it feels as if someone has left walked out.

Someone who would not make an impression on a pillow.
No matter what he did, Howard has such a charisma bypass. He was unable to make an impact on anyone.

He lacked so much energy, his doctor must have given him a charisma bypass.
charisma bypass by GregFresser September 22, 2013

Charisma Wash

The use of Charisma in order to brainwash people into blindly following you regardless of the things that you say or do.
1.Barack Obama sure gave people a Charisma Wash last election.

2. I don't know why I like this person. I think he may be Charisma Washing me.
Charisma Wash by Fish_guy88 March 8, 2009