Cooli Carlito 

Cooli Carlito is the hottest rapper to come out of Neasden since Chunkz. Cooli Carlito's been rapping since 2014 and is best known for his "Neasden Shopping Centre" tune.

Guy 1: Aye yo you heard that Neasden Shopping Centre tune by Cooli Carlito??
Guy 2: Yeah fam "IF YOU WANT WAR SHOPPING CENTRE, NEASDEN SHOPPING CENTRE". Proper legend.

Cooli Carlito by LaxativeReviews March 6, 2021

Hot Carlito 

Similar to a "Hot Carl" (the act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it) the only difference is that the person who performs the defecating act eats spicy Italian food.

Shiela ate that new spicey hot italian pasta so that she can surprise Tom for his birthday with a Hot Carlito.

Hot Carlito by CableB July 28, 2017

caliente carlito 

Same as hot carl, but after eating a lot of spanish foods.

"After we went to amigos, i went to deborah's and gave her caliente carlito of her life!"

caliente carlito by Caliente carlito June 28, 2012

Rapido Carlito 

The act of performing coitus with a woman and having a saucy fart on her bed before leaving with your expensive cuttlery set.

Stacy's bed is full of weak sauce.
- Damn! John left with a Rapido Carlito!

Rapido Carlito by mckek September 3, 2016

EL CARLITO 

Carls Alt Name. Created By Milo And Carl.

EL CARLITO Is Sexy~

EL CARLITO by carlosthecreator March 21, 2023

carltoncourtcunt 

a specialist in institutional abuse of the elderly and vulnerable

My Mother is a victim of carltoncourtcunt at £1200 per week. Is this privatised national socialism

carltoncourtcunt by clavecin1716 November 11, 2018

Carlton Draught 

Best.Beer.Ever!

Carlton Draught is celebrating its 150 years of being in existence here in Australia. Its brewed in Melbourne Australia at Carlton United Breweries and is available at the majority of Pubs and Clubs Australia wide. Typically its a Australian beer that is a all rounder, in saying that it goes with food or just having a beer for the sake of it, it's really smooth Draught beer especially served cold.

The beer is good from a can or glass, However the ultimate way to enjoy it, is from your local Pub or Bar in a Glass.

I'll have a pint of Carlton Draught mate!
Or
Pass us a tinnie of some Carlton Draught mate!

Carlton Draught by The_Phantom1337 September 20, 2014