captian planet 

A freak with green hair and is a bitch to all the kids with the rings. He also probably has STDS and gave them to everyone that's why the show is no longer on tv.

Captian Planets powers are:
Earth= That's when he is taking a shit and it is HUGE
Fire= When he lites his farts
Wind= When he farts really hard and almost shits his pants
Water= When he is taking a leak or when the toilet over flows
Heart= when He plays hide his sausage with the kids

captian planet by keebles December 28, 2005

captian pritchard 

An omnipotent grand master wizard. He can control the universe around him with a single thought. Reality is nothing to him.

Bret: " Captian Pritchard is a dick"
Bret: *dies*

captian pritchard by Jake Meyers September 25, 2019

Captian Margwar 

Someone who is really into Margwar, perhaps possibly a leader of some sort of group of black booted, black trench coat wearing ,comic book reading virgins...

I went to the magic the gathering club meeting last night and our leader Macphesto was telling us about the dwarven power crystal...

Macphesto is an example of a Captain Margwar

Captian Margwar by MicahG5 October 19, 2004

captian hook 

crooked and bent dick

This can be found on boys whos dick's curve up and twist around and look all discobobilated.....Just like MAX FARR

captian hook by J May 13, 2005

Captian Cullions 

wen running or dancing or just walking yur balls swing and hit yur thighs and or ass(if big balls like james eagle's)

james had captian cullions while running in cricket

Captian Cullions by u no it February 11, 2005

captian triple hook 

When using a triple prong fishing gspy to stimulate a girl. Pulling it out causes tearing.

captian triple hook stuck again. Leaving Peter no room for entry.

captian triple hook by Dave skylark February 18, 2015

captian alex 

The Leader of the secret commando.
He gets killed in the begining of WHO killed captian alex
He is Good friends with dotty and pommez
And he is ugandan

Me: ohhh shit is that captian alex did he not die
Friend: no he still lives on in My hearth

captian alex by Pommez March 19, 2018