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Cancellation Kink 

noun: a person who derives sexual gratification and joy over being cancelled on the internet
A: Man this youtuber seems like he is always trying to get cancelled!
B: He must have a cancellation kink.
A: He freaking thrives off of it.
Cancellation Kink by heyyoongles November 10, 2020

Cancellation Gambit 

A marketing strategy to garner more publicity from cancellation of a product or feature, than through traditional methods such as an award or introducing something new.
There's no marketing budget this year, so we used a Cancellation Gambit to get some free PR by news outlets.
Cancellation Gambit by omnix November 3, 2022

cancellation consolation 

Da complimentary gingerbread and hot chocolate dat they serve you at da public-transportation depot to make ya feel less bummed out when they hafta delay a departure due to a scheduled trip's being nixed for whatever reason.
Another example of a "cancellation consolation" would be if someone had to regretfully forgo a promised activity due to an unforeseen mishap, but offers you a comparably-enjoyable alternative, such as if a cute chick had arranged to go for a pleasant stroll hand-in-hand wif you, but then she accidentally hurt her foot and thus made it too painful for her to walk a long distance, and so she offered to let you savoringly massage her pretty feet for an extended period instead.

Premature Cancellation 

The first cancelled day of a school district brought on at the first sight of snow simply because the teachers don't feel like going to work. This most commonly occurs on a Monday, maximizing the chance of every staff member being hung over.
1: Fuck yeah, school's cancelled and there's absolutely no snow on the ground!

2: Must have been a premature cancellation.
Premature Cancellation by PloskJ January 11, 2012

day cancellation 

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Sapphire: I heard today is National Sex Da-
Cyan: Nope. *shows this definition*

Day cancellation.

Boomerang cancellation 

When someone tries to cancel someone else but they get canceled instead. Usually because of false claims or hypocritical actions.
Exposer: “X has is a racist, here’s proof”
Random person: “I believe the exposer has over-exaggerated what really happened. I believe a Boomerang cancellation will occur”