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Burly Shirley 

A barrel-assed girl. Her boobs are in California and her belly is in Boston. Either way she's fat with no ass, no significant boobage and has multiple chins that look like an upside down staircase.

Nice does not cut it because there is no redemption for such an evolutionary disaster
Pete: Hey Mark, I hear you like big girls.

Mark: Yeah, man. Def more cushion for the pushin! Plus they keep you warm in the winter and sweatin' in the summer.

Pete: Kid, you're messed up. Extra cheese belongs on pizza, not on your bitches. You gotta get off them burly shirleys!

Burly Temple

...vodka, club soda & a splash of cranberry juice.
I was so hungover, the only thing I could drink was a Burly Temple.
Burly Temple by NYkid420 January 7, 2010

Burly Brawl 

The name given to the action sequence that took place in a computer program called The Matrix in the film "The Matrix" in which super-Neo would battle more than 100 Agent Smiths in an extended orgy of kung fu.
As the team tossed ideas around for one hellacious fight scene that became known in-house as the Burly Brawl, Gaeta realized that the innovative technology he and his crew developed for The Matrix's ultra slo-mo action sequences would not be sufficient to bring the Wachowskis' new vision to the screen.


(Bullet Time was just the beginning. F/x guru John Gaeta reinvents cinematography with The Matrix Reloaded.

By Steve Silberman) {Wired Magazine issue 11.05 May 2003}






Burly Brawl by LMC November 4, 2003
A man with a Grizzly Adams look. A man with a big burly beard, burly arms, burly chest, burly man ass and big burly hairy balls.
"WOW! Look at that Burly Man, he's super sexy!" "Look at those Big Burly Man balls!"
Burly Man by Barnacle December 8, 2006

Burly boy 

A burly boy is a bro who lifts frequently and has become swole as a result. To be a burly boy you have to play football and get various babes.
"Is that Andrew? I thought he was gay."
"Yeah that's him. He pulls ever since he started playing football and became a burly boy."
Burly boy by Burly boy February 23, 2015

Burly Men Found 

adj: term used to describe a very bad situation where things have gone wrong to a high degree
1) I accidentally knocked a mafia boss' drink over, and it was Burly Men Found from that point on
2) Burly Men Found in Moscow today as terrorists launched a suicide attack