Gods bumfluff

gods left ovetr Poo.
That feels like fluff or something soft but is worth more than us humans.

God poos...
left over poo falls off his ass and drifts away

Gods bumfluff by Liam Burfield December 2, 2003

Gods bumfluff

the gods excess poo that has been left and falls from the sky onto the person thats he hates the most.

eeeeeeeew!
wat?
God hates me i got bumfluff on my head.

Gods bumfluff by Liam Burfield December 1, 2003

Gods bumfluff

When god has a poo, and the left over bit that gets stuck in his arse and becomes flufable becomes his bumfluff which has more respact than us.

god has poo.........
exses flufable poo becomes bumfluff and drifts away

Gods bumfluff by Liam Burfield December 2, 2003

fluckery-bumfluff 

An exclamation of exasperation, surprise or disdain.

Oh fluckery-bumfluff! Your dog pissed in my shoe again & I put my foot in it without looking.

fluckery-bumfluff by QueenNobEd February 22, 2018

bumfluffery 

Unnecessary nonsense, usually incessant talk or chatter about non-essential details; talk instead of action

Don't bullshit me with that bumfluffery, just do the fucking job!!

bumfluffery by K Weber December 3, 2002

bum fluff

Facial hair that is so sparse it can be considered as good as the fluff on one's bottom

That's not a moustache - that's bum fluff

bum fluff by Gordon April 2, 2003

Smelly Bum Fluff 

When the fluffy hair on thou's rectum creates a specific unpleasant scent, which in return, creates an aroma which typically tends to attract the homeless and black folk towards your general area. Then if the black and homeless folk surrounds you and any other companions in your party, you will then proceed to be skullfucked and robbed of all your personal belonging, including your virginity.

Example 1- Garrett: "Hey Colin, I recently got diagnosed with Smelly Bum Fluff, what does it do to me?"
Colin: "Oh no, this isn't good. This means you smell like Stinky Poopy, we must get out of the area immediately, otherwise we won't be enjoying our weekend!"

Example 2- Requis: "What up my nigga. Guess what, I heard somebody in a 10 kilometer radius was just recently given Smelly Bum Fluff, you know what that means?"
DeShawn: "Oh hell yeah I do, let's get this Number #1 Victory Royale"

Smelly Bum Fluff by Cure2theAutism October 16, 2019