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blunder crunching 

Combination of "blunder" and "number crunching," describing the exasperating experience of trying to figure out which supermarket item is giving you more for your money on a dollar per ounce basis.

A lot of times these days supermarkets will break down the cost per ounce right on the face of the shelf price tag. However, sometimes you find yourself blundering through basic algebra, trying your best to hold your own. Forget about it if you're trying to convert between grams and ounces: you're just done, and you'll make your decision on some other factor.

If you have your phone with you, you can use the calculator function to avoid blunder crunching. In no case, however, must you mumble to yourself out loud as you try to do the calculations.
Don't be the guy mumbling to himself while trying to decide between Starkist tuna or the store brand. Keep your blunder crunching as private as possible.
blunder crunching by Ae5Ea8 April 6, 2015
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Blunder Puppet 

Derogatory term for a human, of any gender, who just "Can't seem to do anything right"
Blunder Puppet by Crimanon December 5, 2010

Blunder Buss Bitch Blast 

An alternative name of King K. Rool's neutral B attack in the popular game {Super Smash Brothers Ultimate, as suggested by YouTuber MagikarpUsedFly. The original name was "Blunderbuss", but the change was made for comedic effect.
MagikarpUsedFly: You see, the Blunder Buss Bitch Blast is one of the greatest moves in the game. You shoot out the slowest projectile in the game, and still somehow manage to hit your opponent.

blunder-woman 

Opposite of Wonder Woman
a woman who moves clumsily and or carelessly, who makes floolish and/or stupid mistakes, easily confused who blurts out stupid or foolish comments.
Someone told blunder-woman over here to clean the hard-drive, so she took it out and ran it thru the dishwasher.
blunder-woman by Russell Upsomegrub September 24, 2007

Blunder Dragon 

When someone makes a huge error or mistake, the person must cover their eyes with one arm, flap the other arm and stomp their feet in shame. Similar to a 'Dragon', thus, Blunder Dragon.
Dave - Hahaha you crashed your car!

Rhys - Dah! (Does the Blunder Dragon)
Blunder Dragon by Benji Marshall August 29, 2010

Blunder fooked 

A public way of saying "I made a huge f*n mistake and now I am screwed".
For example, you go on a date with a girl and make the moves on her, you call her "sweetie" or "sweetheart" and make her think you are really into her, but you really are not. You realized your mistake and publicly proclaim to be "Blunder fooked".
Blunder fooked by Psychic Pscho February 28, 2009

blunder cunt

An old school definition meaning one who takes a long time to accomplish an obljective due to an easily ditracted mind.
I sent that blunder cunt to the store four hours ago for milk.
blunder cunt by hung low November 25, 2007