beauty blendering 

a person who is blending in their makeup with a beauty blender, but is not competent to do it right so they just assue they are doing it right. they absolutely have no idea what they are doing to their face

boy: damn do you see her face, that foundation looks wack as fuck
boy2: shit man, she must have been beauty blendering that shit
boy: she mustve, YEESH

beauty blendering by dannyedgeisdaddy July 3, 2017

one hit blunder 

(n) a specific type of one hit wonder in which the artist's one and only hit defies all logic and reason

"The Heights" is one of the best examples of a one hit blunder: they are a fake band that performed the bland, generic theme to their low-rated TV show that was cancelled after less than half a season. Despite all this, "How Do You Talk To An Angel" actually spent TWO weeks at #1 in 1992. Wouldn't people have at least tuned in to the show to hear that fantastic theme?!

one hit blunder by BeardedFatass January 7, 2004

One Night Bender 

A night that combines the crazy commitment free sex of a one night stand with the drinking/drug spree of a bender. A night where all caution and morals are thrown to the wind.

"Hey Luke, did you hear what Angela did last night?"
"Naw man, what?"
"She seduced Erica's boyfriend, got wasted, had an all female threeway, and then walked home topless at 4 in the morning smoking a joint."
"That is the most epic one night bender story I've ever heard!!!!!"

One Night Bender by AandL January 29, 2014

One-hit Blunder 

When an artist is recognized for only one song, and that song failed in the sense that it's only enjoyed ironically or as a torture device

Rick Astley, Smash Mouth, and Darude could each be considered a one-hit blunder

One-hit Blunder by FresnoNightcrawler June 25, 2019