An individual with such immense levels of logic they are deemed godly. These venerated entities rely on The Big Boy Doctrine, a book describing the way of the Big Boy Logic. The Big Boys spend the majority of their time at the Big Boy Intelligence Agency's or BBIA headquarters located under the ice sheets in the Artic.
A huge, disgusting, Shrek-like animal known for inhabiting kitchens and Duffy's. Characteristics include: nonsensical speech, putrid stench, shit stains on pants, intoxication by noon. Loses food (burgers in aprons) easily