if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank 

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank by von groovy January 18, 2019

keepin it ten benjamins 

keepin it real

yo I'm just keepin it ten benjamins.

keepin it ten benjamins by Your moms boyfriend November 30, 2009

burning the Benjamins 

wasting money

Dude's burning the Benjamins, just got a $300 pair of Jordans that're just gonna sit in his closet.

burning the Benjamins by RootMeanSquare October 23, 2019

Big Benjamins

One's testicles that exceed the physical standards in terms of size and girth aswell as the acceptable social norm.

Lewis- "Hey Travis, get a load of this guy"
Travis- "Aight bet"

Lewis- "He's got some unholy Big Benjamins"
*Guy with Big Benjamins whips down pants*
Travis- "WTF, Lewis, those are the Biggest Bemjamins I've ever seen."

Big Benjamins by Hollering Holocaust June 27, 2020

Chris Benjamins 

Chris Benjamins is the definition of lit music

*Playing a song*
Yoo, that song is sooo Chris Benjamins.

Chris Benjamins by Imaneditor January 3, 2017

Purple Benjamins 

$100 dollar bills (aka blue benjamins) that is considered "dirty money." This is because the "blue" bills are covered in blood or red dye packs used in banks. The red mixed with the blue making purple.

Ya, john has money, but it's all purple benjamins.

Purple Benjamins by SpicyGuac04 January 11, 2022

I got benjamins 

Usually not a popular term but it's another version of "i got bands"

Friend 1: you got da benjamins?
Friend 2: i got benjamins in the gucci

I got benjamins by Swisswaffle56 February 13, 2024