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A country that isn't going to fully become a dictatorship even if some of the people in Belarus start begging to have their sporting events and public gatherings canceled.
Belarusians- Please, we have had too many rights and laughed about the coronavirus too long, now please take our social lives, we want to freak out over the coronavirus like everyone else, we want to take it beyond seriously like everyone else.

Belarusian leaders- We're not gonna do that, we're gonna keep everything more open than everybody else while they call us the dictators from their locked down, isolated countries. Try and laugh about that.

Belarusians- We're begging you, dont do this to us, please don't.
Belarus by Solid Mantis April 2, 2020
Belarus is a Russian puppet- I mean a country in Eastern Europe
Belarus by beluga the suzzi cat January 8, 2025

belarus steam hammer

The act of making a vagina bleed by the means of excessive fisting.
bob: yo i made my girlfriend bleed last night!!
john: how dude?
bob: i gave her a belarus steam hammer!

semifinal vs. belarus 

An asshole who go to hell because he hates all the good characters and worships a ton of no-namers
Semifinal vs. Belaurs is an asshole

Future Belarus

A rugged sealord, that sails mostly in stormy seas and is heavily scared to the heart, but triumphs every single time, and is preparing himself to lead his brother to victory.
Future Belarus is a sealord from Belarus deck.
Future Belarus by Redspartan March 29, 2026
Pronounced - bear us

A bear won by KSI at Christmas time in 2019. He and his friend (Vikstar123) get abused daily by Jj Olatunji. #stopbearusabuse
ā€œI have been humiliated by you in front of millions. I watch you sleep everyday and I think to myself, what would happen if I smothered him with a pillow. You have abused me. You have tormented me. I hate you Jj. You fucking n-ā€œ words of an angry Bearus in the YouTube video (I’m in a movie...) on the Jj Olatunji channel.
Bearus by badgirlmenica June 12, 2020