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douche bazooka

a person that just annoys the hell out of you with everything that they say
Man Kristian Latta is a douche bazooka.
douche bazooka by DonnyWangzilla October 28, 2009

Boom Bazooka Jane 

To launch blood soaked tampons out the car window with a bazooka at peoples houses that you don't like
"Let's go Boom Bazooka Jane someone's house"
"Girl, did you get Boom Bazooka Janed?"

Goo Bazooka 

Another name for the male anatomy "The Penis"
Hey Joe, Sam's wife took all 10" of my Goo Bazooka!
Goo Bazooka by ASSKICKER 69 August 11, 2009

Bazookastan 

The land of weapons. A large urban space that contains more weapons per capita than any other place on Earth.
We landed in Bazookastan at 0500, just before first light, and found 500 warriors aiming their AK-47s at us.

French bazooka 

A French bazooka is the act of taking a French bread stick, cutting both ends off and inserting it into the anus of a willing participant that is suffering from diarrhoea, the participant then proceeds to then deficate in an explosive manner shooting excrement out of the bread stick.
Ahh man, I hooked up with this chick last night and she gave me the best French bazooka I've ever had.
French bazooka by Wad dog October 26, 2020

beef bazooka 

A reference to a male organ or penis. Used as a descriptive term for ones massive manhood.
She took a blast from my beef bazooka like an experianced professional
beef bazooka by crank April 20, 2005