Dad Bants 

Banter reserved only for fathers.

"Don't worry, I'll get along with these lot I've got good dad bants."

Dad Bants by TittyMcbitty June 16, 2018

having the bants 

Engaging in the age old English tradition of bantering.

1. Fast paced witty exchanges, with tremendous japes had by all

2. General good times with clean fun and joviality

We were all down the pub, having the bants when Pete came over and bought us another round. Great bants!

having the bants by Bantersaurus Rex1 December 13, 2010

Laddy bants 

Banter for the lads

Phoebe:ill have sex with your mum if you don't give me your pubes
Teacher:EXCUSE ME
Phoebe: miss its ighg its just laddy bants

Laddy bants by Igjonnyboy November 30, 2021

thoosie bants 

hell

I know when I die I'll end up in thoosie bants

thoosie bants by epicfurrygamer22 July 19, 2021

Bottle Of Bants 

A raving good time with lots of cheeky banter with the lads.

Mate, last night was a bottle of bants. Cheeky Nandos.

Bottle Of Bants by F7mrrhdywdBAPBcC June 9, 2015

Thoosie Bants 

A place of purgatory and punishment for roller coaster enthusiasts

I was sentenced to 3 days in Thoosie Bants and my god I wish I could forget it

Thoosie Bants by ParkInvertingThemed December 20, 2021

Google Bants 

Engaging in banter through the medium of google.

type your mother into google, it comes up with her porn site! Google Bants! LOL LOL LOL

Google Bants by grij October 4, 2010