Bandit 

(1) What occurs when one awakes with a throbbing fuck stick and must point it directly upward and be secured by the elastic band of ones underwear, to avoid sight.

Dude, I woke up today with morning wood, and I have a raging bandit right now.

Bandit by Cranston Hilton May 25, 2006

Bandit 

He used to deal drugs

Hey bandit can you hook me up?

Bandit by Gavinator5001 July 24, 2018

Bandit 

A person who had to deal drugs

Bandit:I once had to deal drugs

Bandit by R6S fans will only get it March 19, 2019

Bandit 

The world's dumbest cat and my cat. If you think your cat is dumb just meet mine. He is black and white and likes to fly like a possum.

GeT oFf ThE tAbLe BaNdIt!

Bandit by Fredmcchiken August 6, 2020

Bandit 

Anyone or anything who wanks. Is usually usually used right after one is caught wanking.

He is a Bandit.

Bandit by Fact Bearer April 20, 2017

Bandit 

--ass bandit..homo

piss off ass bandit

Bandit by ozslang August 23, 2003

Bandit 

a sneaky, decieving person.

that noob-ass bandit airflared out of nowhere.

Bandit by BboyCarbon November 2, 2009