balogna wallet 

Slang for vagina

Richard: how was your date, Barry?
Barry: why thank you for asking Richard, we had a nice time. We put my coin purse and her balogna wallet together and had a pleasant time.

balogna wallet by holla_speak July 26, 2014

Balogna Man 

An ancient and evil entity, on the same level as the boogie-man, but 10 times more terrifying and powerful. Balogna man is gonna get you tonight, he waits under your bed.

Shamay, the balogna man was after me lastnight, good thing I jumped under my covers, everybody knows blankets make you invincible and undetectable to the balogna man

Balogna Man by DooshBagg69 May 21, 2022

holy balogna 

A well-endowed man

Mary: Jon, I'm leaving you for Marcus.
Jon: Why? What did I do?
Mary: Nothing! He just has the holy balogna

holy balogna by notmy1stchoice December 26, 2010

Ring Balogna 

When one fucks themselves in the butt with their own penis.

Go ring balogna yourself.

Ring Balogna by Unfortunate situations July 11, 2019

carsoni balogna 

A cool cat that wears a striped hat. Yes, oh yes. It's really just that

Carsoni Balogna rhymes, what fun!

carsoni balogna by IceDolphin4Lyfe July 4, 2016

dirty balogna 

balogna that has a special little hole filled with peanut butter. dick is inserted into the hole

I dont need a flesh light. I have a dirty balogna!

dirty balogna by Carpet_Pooper March 29, 2022

Surprise balogna

Surprise balogna is when you carve a hole into balogna and fill it with C-4 and plug it to look innocent and hand it to someone whom needs to be unalived.

A: Where's Karen? She said she would be here.
B: Oh that bitch? Yea I hit her with that surprise balogna the other day because sbe wouldn't shut up about her opinion on processed lunch meats.
A: Rip.

Surprise balogna by JeezyWheezy June 21, 2022