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kiss me baby one more time 

a) the name of an old song by Britney Spears
b) new and improved phrase: please be kind enough to give me a second chance, since i know i screwed up
boy: baby, please. kiss me baby one more time; i know i screwed up and am willing to improve
girl: hell no! you don't know how to kiss or hug a girl.

poach me baby 

Put me in boiling water till I go runny so I can shit in your mouth
Oooooo yeah poach me baby
poach me baby by Egg 🍳 September 3, 2017

abuse me baby 

You use this when you want to have sex but you can make it obvious.
Daniel: Hey baby, what you wanna do tonight?
Laura: Abuse me baby...
abuse me baby by Tiff Speak May 29, 2018

Lick Me Baby 

Lick Me Baby is when you mum goes to Walmart , become a VSCO girl and starts lick her hydro flask e.g I’m going to Lick Me Baby tonight
Lick Me Baby by DickFace And I Oop November 19, 2019

Hit me baby one more time

Jack Black is goated. Did you hear he sang “Hit me baby one more time?”
Yeah. His version kicks Britany’s version’s ass.

Dingo stole me baby! 

A term used by native Australians, meaning that their baby has actually been taken by a dingo.
Aborginals commonly use this, as they are the only ones stupid enough to get their baby taken by wildlife.

More often referred to as "DINGO STOLE ME FUCKEN BABY"
Aborginal 1: "Dingo stole me baby!"
White guy: "Fucking nice one mate!"