Take a Ted Cruz 

When you go on vacation right when your job needs you the most

Texas Senator Ted Cruz went to Cancún when snow storms devastated Texas.

"Work is having a crisis I don't feel like dealing with, so I'm going to take a Ted Cruz."

Take a Ted Cruz by Texas Caveman February 19, 2021

Pulling a Ted Bell

To welsh on a bet after talking an incredibly large amount of smack about a sports team(normally the nuthugger of a particular team, usually in college or pro sports). To include completely ignoring and avoiding all contract with anyone, or any website, that the winning betting party, and/or that party's friend's, frequent(including social networking websites). To swindle someone out of the money one has laid as a bet is known as pulling a Ted Bell.

Scenario 1:

Friend: "Did that guy ever pay up on that bet with the Florida Gators and Alabama Crimson Tide in 2009?"

Bet winner: "Nope, dude is pulling a Ted Bell and has disappeared off the map. So much for that C-Note he owes me, I'll probably never see it."

Scenario 2:

Friend: "Say, what ever came about with the bet you had with that guy on the Packers/Cowboys game?"

Bet winner: "Uh, yeah, he apparently decided pulling a Ted Bell was the way to go. He hasn't posted since the night of that game when his team lost and no one has heard from him since. Dude still owes me 1 large."

Pulling a Ted Bell by Lone Sailor January 24, 2011

Take a Ted Cruz 

When you leave your constituents to freeze to death, so you could go on a vacation.

Man I'm so tired of working for the people of this state, Its so cold and there is no power.

Don't worry you just need to "Take a Ted Cruz" to Cancun for a few weeks.

Take a Ted Cruz by FUDGEPOOP February 18, 2021

A Ted cruise 

A Ted cruise (n) is the act of leaving behind a cohort of people, usually those you have a duty to work for, while they are in need and/or danger.

Prof: And so students, Nero fled Rome. He went on a Ted cruise, if you will.

A Ted cruise by Mayor James February 18, 2021

G.O.A.Ted 

Me and the bois are G.O.A.Ted

Greatest of all time being used like calling yourself the goat we are G.O.A.Ted

NFL recruiter: man those boys sure are G.O.A.Ted

G.O.A.Ted by Call4915111callreadies December 19, 2020

Atede 

A very stiff person who fails to support good football clubs e.g manchester United. Atede's often become rapists due to their obsession with women

Atede, please have sense.

Atede by Ezeh_one July 23, 2020

a ted cruz 

when you “accidentally” like a pornographic post.

*scrolling through feed*
*thumb accidentally hits like on pornographic post*
me: “Oh shit i just pulled a ted cruz”
friend: “niiice dude”

a ted cruz by madnik May 9, 2018