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having your ass handed to you 

Getting completely, utterly and totally beaten, defeated and crushed at a game, challenge or debate. Often computer based. Can be extended through the phrase "... on a plate"
When playing Halo 3, there was nothing more embarrassing for Duncan than having his ass handed to him by his girlfriend

"Matt, having your ass handed to you a couple of times can teach you a little humility"

up your ass and to the left 

A term that Joe Gatto coined from Impractical Jokers
"Where is Main Street?"
"Up your ass and to the left"

Up your ass 

It is where things belong;)
Someone: Wheres my pen?
You: Up your ass!
Up your ass by Heyitzimy April 7, 2019

you bet your ass 

means you can be absolutely sure
Don't you love the other chick?
you bet your ass I do.
you bet your ass by THEBEDBUG October 20, 2015

i miss your ass

To really miss a person being around
I haven't seen you in forever! I miss your ass!
i miss your ass by Allknownfacts January 20, 2018

cover your ass 

To take preemptive steps to make sure that you don't get into trouble with anyone.
You had better cover your ass and get insurance for that car or else someone could sue you for everything you own.
cover your ass by Kris Swenson July 14, 2006