April 1st 

April 1st: The day where you can have sex with any of your friends, but say April fools. Since it's April 1st, it doesn't technically count.

I had sex with ___ on April 1st, but it doesn't count, since I said April Fools.

April 1st by Pixeldouche February 11, 2022

April 1st 

National bring bread to school day
Bring bread to school on April 1st and eat it during your gym period in honor of April fools day

Hey it’s April fools bring bread
April 1st is the day you bring bread to school and eat it during your gym period

April 1st by Whyamihereirdk March 31, 2022

April 1st 

Also known as October 3rd, Sevvals birthday

On April 1st the Gulhans go wild.

April 1st by Danny Harder May 19, 2018

April 1st 

A really hot guy was born on that day

A really cute guy is born on April 1st

April 1st by broski yeet April 16, 2020

April 1st 

If you birth is on this day you adopted. Think about if your parents say "your birthday is today" on april 1st they are pranking you.

Dad: Your birthday is today, April 1st
You: Really?!
Dad: Ya its today is the day my girlfriend, your mom, went into labor with my kid.... APRIL FOOLS
You: Wait so your girlfriend didn't go into labor on april 1st?
Dad: My girlfriend did but not your mom >;)

April 1st by Becky said stop March 31, 2020

April 1st 

If you meet someone nor on this day that mean they are a joke so either the lady who gave birth didn’t use birth control properly or the condom broke but this it the day for national anal she day or national mistake day

“Look at her”
“She looks likes she was born on April 1st “
“She’s a mistake”

April 1st by Rhia Cousins April 28, 2020

April 1st 

The day George Washington and his men forced some aliens back to their home planet. The weeks leading up to the event were filled with strange occurrences, such as pyramids and crop circles randomly showing up. The battle lasted 30 minutes and although the aliens had better technology, George Washington had more men and was aided by a nearby town who was angry that their crops were being destroyed. Also, it's believed that a time machine arrived mid-battle and dropped off Abraham Lincoln in a tank. After the great battle, many of the soldiers gained the power to generate electricity because of radiation, all the toilet buckets were covered in invisible force fields, and they realized that snakes had moved into their food supply.

And that is why we all celebrate April 1st by electrocuting each other with rings, putting plastic wrap on toilets, and giving each other cans full of rubber snakes.

April 1st by udontknowmeidontknowu April 5, 2021