Analog shit

Having to go to the toilet without a phone, tablet or any other digital device.

Shit! I left my cellphone at home now i have to take an analog shit like a caveman

Analog shit by Clever webster August 2, 2017

Analog Digitalli 

New project by Mike Colin 2009.

From afar via cpu, the creature gave birth to the analog digitalli.

Analog Digitalli by ZekeOZuela January 25, 2009

Analog Book 

Commonly referred to as "Books" by people of the time, these objects were used by people as their source of reading before the eBook. Operated by turning pieces of paper that contained words written in actual ink. During this time people were inconvenienced by driving downtown and checking these materials out for free at a "Public Library," which was a place that loaned books out for a 2 week period.

Guy #1) Hey, what is that?

Guy #2) It's J.D. Salinger's "Catcher in the Rye."

Guy #1) Umm, where is the On/Off switch?

Guy #2) It's an Analog Book, I just turn the pages of paper.

Guy #1) Wow, where did you get that at?

Guy #2) At the Public Library.

Analog Book by James Edward Dean January 31, 2010

analog clock 

a cake with a hand grenade in it. Often used on my cat's birthdays.

ME: Hey guys look at that dog it is huge!!
GUY: he has a cool analog clock

analog clock by luke 666 September 30, 2011

Analog Horror 

It is a subgenre of psychological horror in which the use of analog equipment/technology is very present. It is usually located on youtube, and it's time period is usually in between 1960-1990, however some have used the early 2000s style

Man.1: Dude, have you seen The Walten Files?
Man.2: Of course! I'm watching every Analog Horror series

Analog Horror by Alternatesexual February 1, 2022

Analog Bitch 

Someone who is a bitch on all levels, unlike a digital bitch who has discrete levels of bitchiness.

"Yo man! Susan was being such a bitch today. She hit levels of bitchiness I didn't know existed."

"She's a real analog bitch!"

Analog Bitch by Nanoslug August 9, 2009

analog-hot

A person on TV that appears to be hot on regular analog TV, but whose blemishes show up extremely bad on Digital TV.

I thought our local weather lady was hot until the DTV conversion...unfortunately she is only analog-hot.

analog-hot by blinky42 March 29, 2009