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altercation 

to hook up or have sex with a person who is not a significant other
did you hear wade had altercations with lindsey ?

no but i heard the priest had altercation is a wade
altercation by mtn boy terms April 11, 2017

altercation 

a trip or vacation with the sole purpose of seeing someone get married.
My trip to Florida would have been much more fun if it hadn't been an altercation, watching two people get married just reminds me that I will probably die alone.
altercation by caic January 15, 2009

ALTERation 

What one or both members of da unfortunate couple at a shotgun wedding would likely wish could be granted regarding da terms of da marriage agreement.
I never could understand da rationale behind a loose-with-his-zipper dude's being forced to marry da gal whom he'd gotten preggo but was otherwise unwilling to stand by --- presumably da girl's parents would not even want a "deadbeat dad" like him as a reputation-sullying member of their formerly-respectable family, anyway. Maybe "'way back when" during da time when shotgun weddings were more common, there were not da legal "ALTERation" possibilities yet dat would merely require da dude to pay child-support, not actually live in da same household as da new mother.
ALTERation by QuacksO February 6, 2023

altercation 

to hook up or have sex with a person who is not a significant othe
did you hear wade had altercations with lindsey ?

no but i heard the priest had altercation is a word
altercation by mtn boy terms April 12, 2017

surgial altercation 

What ya get when ya move da "c" from da first word to da second. Since "Sergio" is a Spanish name, maybe this term refers to a dust-up dat occurs in a Mexican hospital during a disagreement over a tummy-tuck, breast-augmentation, sex-change operation, etc.
Some people are so horrified at their post-facelift appearance dat they actually get into a surgial altercation with da doctor or other staff.

ozempic allegations 

when you are looking oh so skinny and people accuse you of being on ozempic
Jane: Gia you look so skinny
Gia: omg i know im going to get ozempic allegations