Ghetto Air Conditioner 

Nown.

1) Any attempt to cool a home or office with the use of a NON-condensed freon unit.

2) The concept that an oversized fan will cool a home or office when all it does is blow hot air and paperwork all over the office.

Beth: "What is that buzzing sound and why is the building shaking violently?"
Judith: "Josh installed a Ghetto Air conditioner, the compressor is broken on the roof and we need 3 quotes before it is approved by finance for repair."
Beth: "That Josh is great with GHAC repair"
Thomas: "LOL"

Ghetto Air Conditioner by thommy_boyz June 4, 2008

Norwegian Air Conditioner 

Shoving a metal pipe from an air conditioner with holes on both ends into your sexual partners anus and blowing cool air inside.

Man, that Norwegian Air Conditioner really wore out my ass!

Norwegian Air Conditioner by QueerbaitKinngs August 19, 2010

Houston Air Conditioner 

When a sex partner blows from below on your balls and taint to cool them.

It was humid and hotter than hell outside today and luckily my girlfriend gave me a Houston Air Conditioner to cool off my sweaty balls.

Houston Air Conditioner by hbmn June 29, 2011

Mississippi air conditioner

A wet washcloth, worn on the head or around the neck, especially in a public place.

An old lady in the Walmart wore a Mississippi air conditioner on her neck as she stood in the long line.

Mississippi air conditioner by thjam September 19, 2014

Colombian Air Conditioner 

The Colombian Air Conditioner is a term which refers to the sexual act in which two people spread their assholes, and press them against one another. Upon doing this, one of the participating parties flatulates into the other's spread anus. This will cause said member to burp the fart out. If one so desires to have the air cold, one could hold icecubes in their mouth. It is often used as a threat to those whom you dislike, or wish to engage in sexual intercourse with.

Tim: "Your a bitch."

John: "Shut up before I give you a Colombian Air Conditioner."

Jane: "Hi Jack"

Jack: "Hey babe do you want a Colombian Air Conditioner tonight?"

Colombian Air Conditioner by Botoraka October 22, 2017

Norwegian Air Conditioner 

An Air Conditioner (often referred to as AC) is a home appliance designed to dehumidify, extract heat from an area and make us feel like we're in paradise or heaven, except it comes from Norway

-So where you going this summer? You wanna come with us to Hawaii?

-Sorry, i already have plans to chill with my Norwegian Air Conditioner from Norway.

Norwegian Air Conditioner by brobk avlie August 4, 2021

hillbilly air conditioner 

When you shove ice cubes in your sisters ass and have her fart on you to cool you down.

It was very hot in me and my sisters apartment. To cool down I would turn on the hillbilly air conditioner.

hillbilly air conditioner by J2theK13 December 7, 2024