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A person who disagrees with me
If you disagree with me you are not only a clown but the entire circus
A Clown by anonymous October 7, 2020

That's a clown question, bro.

Made famous by Bryce Harper of the Washington Nationals. When asked if he was going to drink a beer, Harper who is only 19, replied with "That's a clown question, bro." Has since become a favorite on twitter and Facebook.
"Do you think Megan Fox would look good in a bikini?"
"That's a clown question, bro."

"Should we smoke 1 blunt or 2?"
That's a clown question, bro. Of course we should smoke 2!

banging a clown 

the act of doing little to nothing other than relaxing. originated as a spoof of the Counting Crows song, "Hangingaround".
Paul: What are you up to?
Jason: Not much too fucking much, just banging a clown.

You ate a clown for breakfast 

When someone makes to many jokes, whether if they are good or bad you can tell him that he really ate a clown for breakfast.
Person: If i was you, i wouldn't look in the mirror today.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because you don't want to be to blame for the mirror breaking

Person 2: Wow dude, did you ate a clown for breakfast or what?

That's a clown question, bro.

1. An utterance emitted by Washington Nationals rookie phenom Bryce Harper, June 12, 2012, to a Toronto reporter press conference who asked if Harper was going to take advantage of Canada's legal drinking age after his home run in a win over the Blue Jays and if so what his preferred brand of beer would be.

2. A phrase used to express dissatisfaction with a particular line of inquiry.
"Have you stopped beating your wife?"

"What the-----? That's a clown question, bro."