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a will to live 

I have no idea what that is. I guess if you have a will to live, you don't cry yourself to sleep like I do but I suppose that might just be a mystical legend forged by a fucking person with this magical item.

I'm salty.
And sad.
From a person WITHOUT a will to live: "Damn, wish I had one of those."
From a person who HAS a will to live: "I LOVE LIFE."
a will to live by AAAAA FAGGOT December 26, 2017
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shit like a wildebeast

After spending 10 days eating nothing but sweaty cheese, old cracker,granola, pinecones, dried fruit, and raw lake water and not taking a shit, its whats gonna coe out ur ass.
MAN! I have to shit like a wildebeast.
*5 hours later*
Wow I realy did shit like a wildebeast he remarks as he looks at the strangely coloured mound of shihe left for some guy to stepp in, in the middle of the forest

Pulling a Willy. 

Calling in every Monday due to a hangover. Also calling in because you do not want to go to a certain job site. Pulling a Willy is common in lazy employees. Punishment for bad behavior guarantees you to be sent to a state job where you will triple your income. Not to be confused with Pulling a Brad which there's no punishment for bad behavior.
Well Shawns Pulling a Willy. I see he's working at a school and making 50 bucks a hour.
Pulling a Willy. by randomryan July 13, 2014

where there is a will, there is a way! 

this expression refers to one`s desire to grow either professionally or personally speaking; no matter what it takes if you really wnat to acomplish a personal goal, you can do it.
Lucy: I wish I colud be a Doctor, but university is really far from where I live, and I have so many limitations!!
David: Hey, remember where there is a will, there is a way!

if you really want that, try hard and you will make dreams come true.

A wild nunes 

A tall man with a sizable boiler, an extremely large nose, and patchy beard witch usually reminds him of his broken career
My shop teacher was being A Wild Nunes today in the shop.

Pulled a Willie Harris 

Splurging, then never regaining your mojo. Such was the case when Willie Harris had 6 hits in a game for the Atlanta Braves, then hit .190 in 51 games after.
"Hey bro, I just pulled a Willie Harris."
"What bro? That sounds kinda homo."
"Nah man, I just jerked it before I knew mah girl was comin' over, then when she got here, I couldn't finish."
Pulled a Willie Harris by Cwags23 February 27, 2009

Pull a Wildenstein 

The use of too much Botox or more invasive forms of cosmetic surgery. Receives its moniker from the infamous New York socialite Jocelyn Wildenstein, who pulled the original Wildenstein
I don't want to get too much Botox and pull a Wildenstein.