Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.
Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey. by obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 1, 2009
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fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window
A well-used, ill-kept monstrosity of a quim that wouldn’t look out of place on either a Picasso painting or on the side of a rugby player’s head. The resemblance to a sack of offal is accompanied by a smell that can only be described as “like Captain Birdseye’s arse”.
"Fuck me Colin, she had a fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window! Couldn't make head nor tail of the bastard"
"Serves her right for having seven kids”
"Serves her right for having seven kids”
fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window by Burro's Dead Nan November 28, 2006
You a Turkey
jamal: Yo mom fat ash dickhead.
James: ….
Dashawn: You a turkey youngboul , personally i wouldn’t go for that , i’d slap em.
James: ….
Dashawn: You a turkey youngboul , personally i wouldn’t go for that , i’d slap em.
You a Turkey by PhillyslangBox April 6, 2022
Two Hicks and a Spick Chase a Turkey Down a Gold Mine
A mixed adult beverage that contains Jack Daniels and Jim Beam ( two hicks), Jose Cuervo ( a spick), Wild Turkey, and Goldslager.
Two Hicks and a Spick Chase a Turkey Down a Gold Mine by yella fella March 23, 2011
Pulling a Turkeys
to choke, to lose, to get one's ass kicked, to fail, to recieve a beatdown, to leave points on the bench.
"That loser really got his ass kicked in the big game."
"Yeah man, thats what you call Pulling a Turkeys."
"Fo sho."
"Yeah man, thats what you call Pulling a Turkeys."
"Fo sho."
Pulling a Turkeys by TeaOwe January 13, 2009
Balls Deep in a Turkey Sandwich
So invested in a thing or subject (usually a girl) it's blinding, leading one to a single minded obsession.
Balls Deep in a Turkey Sandwich by The Unironic Wizard September 3, 2019
a turkey
to choke on semen that shoots to the back of your throat whilst the woman is giving fellatio to the man. Best delivered whilst the act is performed standing up