Landoning a post

the express removal of any post containing evidence or statements by an individual (most especially screenshots) that, while technically possible, depict a scenario that is so extremely unlikely nobody should ever spend any time contemplating it. Ever.

Landoning a post is required to survive being in a discord with Landon

Landoning a post by landoning September 3, 2019

a good landing is when you survive 

a good landing is when you survive means if you survive it was a good landing

guy: ok nice landing, flaps up
other guy: ok gear up
guy:NO!!!!!!! FUCK!
other guy: YOU SAID GEAR UP!!!
guy: I SAID FLAP, NOT GEAR!! !!!
(part 2)
a good landing is when you survive means if you survive it was a good landing

a good landing is when you survive by onionlight November 26, 2021

a clean landing

when you spray nasal spray up your nose before snorting a line

Clack Clack! That fat rack of gak I just snacked onto a clean landing

a clean landing by Poooooooooooooodonym April 15, 2026

Like a pig in London 

1.To feel out of place in a certain situation.

i) Socially Awkward

2. Lost, don't know where you are.

1. Chanice, aged 15, dressed head to toe in her favorite lime green lonsdale tracksuit walks into the popular yet expensive store Topshop. She says to her two month year old child Jordan, ' I feel like a pig in London'.

2. Whilst on their gap year Tarquin and Beatrice decide to travel to Africa. They accidently wander into the Somalian Desert, Tarquin says to Beatrice, 'gosh I feel like a pig in London'.

Like a pig in London by Elliiiii December 22, 2010

London to a brick 

absolute certainty

it's London to a brick that taxes won't go down

London to a brick by aenema August 16, 2003

Lance A BroomStick From Any Floor That Will Go Through Bars And Land On Another Floor 

.

Lance A BroomStick From Any Floor That Will Go Through Bars And Land On Another Floor

Lance A BroomStick From Any Floor That Will Go Through Bars And Land On Another Floor by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025

Alandon 

A complete old soul. Gods blessing to this earth. Very cool person with many hidden talents. Has a personality to die for. When alandon loves he loves hard with all his heart. He is a very calm person who bring peace to those lives he comes into. Whoever he chooses to spend his life will be a very special person just like him . He’s been through plenty of situations so if you need advice he’s the one . Hope one day somebody finds somebody as special as alandon . Although he can be very calm he prolly could get away with murder.

Alandon just got in a fight bro !
For what ?
He beat that other dude for messing with his girlfriend!

Alandon by 11/13/19 February 5, 2023