August 20

National Shoot Your shot day
August 20 is national shoot your shot day, that means that on this date you go up to the girl or guy you like and shoot your shot.

Jack: “Hey john! Did you hear it’s national shoot your shot day? That means you gotta do it man”

John: “aww damnit man, I don’t know if she likes me?”

Jack: “well you gotta do it anyways because its August 20”

August 20 by Overtake August 20, 2022

August 20

The day dumasses are born

He' a dumbass, must've been born on August 20

August 20 by spacekitsune December 4, 2019

august 20

National have a bong day

everyone whip out your billys n pull some rompers g

“why is everyone cooked as - am i missing something”

it’s august 20 which means it’s have a bong day !!

august 20 by nigerinmybutthole October 22, 2019

August 20

National slap someone call Bob

Random person: Hey it’s August 20th
Bob: oh no
Random person: *slaps Bob* hehehehehehehe

August 20 by Angel Lifestylez April 11, 2022

August 20

National head day

If you where born August 20 you get free head from anyone you like but it can’t be no boy cause that’s that gay shit you feel

Virgin: Damnn nigga I can’t never get no head

August 20th person: Dam faggot you gay I can get head on my birthday August 20 not you though cuz you on that gay shit

August 20 by Pussyeater2000 October 17, 2019

august 20

because you were born today you are the coolest person on this planet and will make millions off of how big your titties are.

august 20 that girls has jugs

august 20 by jimmycarter November 7, 2019

August 20 ith 

This is the day when the god arises TYLER CHICKEN, he eats out your booty hole, in search of chickens just like him

August 20 ith is so fun and yummy cause a sexy guy named Tyler eats out my butthole.

August 20 ith by Denis the Menice October 16, 2019