November 14th

Slap your best friend day

On November 14th you can slap your best friend and they can’t get mad at you

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The month where everyone can buy a gun and start a massacre without being arrested!

"WHY DID YOU KILL MY FAMILY?!"

"Well.. its November 14th!"

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What's today?-ren
It November 14th National thot day-landon
Bish s.t.d -ren

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November 14th is the day you get to tickle your friend Sam,to death.

Dean: "Aye sammy, its November 14th"

Sam: "oh shit"

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Everyone who’s parents had sex on Valentine’s Day has this birthday and might be a mistake.

What’s Becki’s birthday
November 14th
Oh she’s a Valentine’s baby then

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the day where you go up to your toenail and tell it how much of a bitch it is!

ex.

no one: "hey! its November 14th"
me: "your a fucking bitch you hairy ass toe"

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Give ur girlfriend ur hoodie chocolate anything she wants make her happy be the best boyfriend

Bro its November 14th

Yeah I have to my girlfriend my hoodie

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