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Distance Distortion Factor (DDF)
The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.
Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!
Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).
Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).
Distance Distortion Factor (DDF) by A Bathing Ape August 16, 2008
Distance Distortion Factor (DDF)
The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.
Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!
Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).
Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).
Distance Distortion Factor (DDF) by A Bathing Ape August 16, 2008
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Dhee Di Fuddi Ch Lun Laini Dya
Top level curse in Punjabi translating to “Dick provider to Daughter’s Pussy “
Top level curse in Punjabi translating to “Dick provider to Daughter’s Pussy “
Turja Turja DDFCLLD!
ddfclld by BundPaadAbbreviations July 10, 2020
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An acronym meaning, "Done, Done, Fucking DONE!"
Coined for General Contractor Superintendents.
The Superintendent would ask a subcontractor, "when are you going to be done with your work?"
Response: "I'll be done Friday."
"What about (name scope item)?"
"Oh no, that won't be until the next week (gives excuse)."
"What about (name another scope item)?"
"No, not that either (gives another excuse)."
So there's the subcontractor version of done, which means mostly finished and kind of out of the way so the next trade can get in and start, and there's DDFD, which means totally finished, off site, I'm watching your taillights recede into the distance, not to be seen again, FINISHED.
Coined for General Contractor Superintendents.
The Superintendent would ask a subcontractor, "when are you going to be done with your work?"
Response: "I'll be done Friday."
"What about (name scope item)?"
"Oh no, that won't be until the next week (gives excuse)."
"What about (name another scope item)?"
"No, not that either (gives another excuse)."
So there's the subcontractor version of done, which means mostly finished and kind of out of the way so the next trade can get in and start, and there's DDFD, which means totally finished, off site, I'm watching your taillights recede into the distance, not to be seen again, FINISHED.
ddfd by rmitchell68 June 2, 2016
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ddfn by nyashwarriorrrrrr August 29, 2022