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A compulsory school subject in which all students must participate.

PE consists of mindless, tedious and inane games that could go from the most basic of human physical abilities such as, kicking a ball, to the other most basic of human physical abilities such as, throwing a ball. All of these mind-numbingly boring games serve no purpose whatsoever to anything in the real world - unless you're planning on becoming an athlete.

A PE lesson will be in the hands of the PE teacher who is either a tall male that wears sunglasses (even where sunlight is not present) and wears a hat with a picture illustrating their favourite sports team. They can also be found wearing a waterproof jacket with stripes and matching shorts - regardless of the weather. The female can either be an old woman who is short and has the same fashion sense as the male (just in a smaller size) or a fit young woman in her 20's that all the guys drool over. Most PE teachers are, inept, devoid of any social skills whatsoever, they're puerile, condescending, supercilious and insipid.

They have a tendency to bully and belittle the children who will amount to something more than just a PE teacher and so they feel frustrated and in some way threatened so they react with primitive instincts.
Person 1: "So what's your first class of today?"

Person 2: "PE."

Person1: "What is something schools could do with out?"
Person 2: "Well PE, it serves no purpose to anything I'll be doing in the real world."
PE by Delirium92 June 1, 2013
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yo! pe man,u can't stand even a decent fashion show?
pe by gvaditya March 31, 2007
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PE is an Acronym for Pointless Exercise.
Student: What does PE stand for
PE Teacher: PE is a acronym for Pointless Exercise
PE by SN1PE TECHO on YT January 21, 2020
Speaker 1: "Where are you from?"
Speaker 2 (sadly): "PE."
Speaker 1: "Shame."
PE by turdmeister August 6, 2009
A class which was invented for the sheer fun of laughing at fat losers who are crap at sports. After that, said losers will go on Urban Dictionary and write bitchy definitions about PE.

Seriously, it's an easy class. Any real sport is much, much harder, so stop bitching and get a life.
Nerd: Ugh! I keep getting hit by a soft nerf football I can't catch because I flinch every time due to my lack of experience/practice at sports and my low testosterone levels! OH NOEZES!!!
Football Player: Grow some balls, kid.
Nerd: Oh noezies don't kill me!
*Nerd runs off to write definitions of PE while jacking off to cartoons*
PE by Getalifenow March 13, 2009
I have PE this semester.
PE by randomity1234 May 16, 2019
It'says torture
Teacher:class you have PE now!
Class:I hate my life
PE by Crazy.dawsxn June 23, 2019