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Ricer Tax 

This also applies to any car part from Japan, especially motors. Even if they offer no benefit over those available elsewhere (or are actually worse due to parts availability and shady importers) ricers will pay HUGE amounts of money for them. The tax is only increased if the motor was ever mentioned in an anime or used for early drifting.
You could build a B20 frankenstein motor with 225hp using parts from a CR-V and Integra for junkyard prices, but ricers STILL pay thousands for a worn out, probably stolen 200hp "JDM" motor.

Then there's the JDM wheels and body parts, which can cost thousands for no benefit at all. Ricer Tax is especially huge for JDM wheels, even if they're tiny, ugly and offer no benefit over a decent set of aftermarket wheels.
Ricer Tax by yelawolf July 4, 2011
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ricer flyby 

The act of speeding by the winner of a street race at a high rate of speed, after losing said street race.

Passing the lead car in a street race, after the race has clearly ended. Usually performed because the loser is upset at the outcome of the race, and is secretly crying inside.

AKA: ricer buzz-by, ricer blow-by
After losing the race, Jimmy did a ricer flyby to avenge his loss.
ricer flyby by Jrod April 8, 2004

Ricer Angle 

Un-necessarily tilting your camera while taking a picture of a car to seem artistic.
man that could have been a decent picture if it wasn't for the Ricer Angle.
Ricer Angle by B. weezy August 26, 2007

RICER ENTICER 

Person of caucasian ethnicity who seeks only mates of Asian ethnicity to the exclusion of all other options.
Jim is such a ricer enticer that i hear he frequents local sushi bars to find potentials.

Bonnie is such a picky ricer enticer that she only chooses to date asians with the last name Li.

I dont know why Suzy tends to be a ricer enticer ever since Orlando hit it and quit it.
RICER ENTICER by CRISPYTORTILLA March 24, 2010

Ricer Diagnostics 

righ-sir-die-ag-nos-ticks

1) A person who clearly has no idea about how car engines work, but will add up all the engine modifications he has/plans to get with preconcieved horsepower figures to show how fast his car is.

2)A person who looks like hes working on his engine, but he's really just making sure his intake didn't fall off yet and he has no idea what he is doing or what is wrong with his car.
1) (man performing ricer diagnostics) "yea, well the car has 120 hp stock, but i got a intake, muffler, and performance tuner, so its got like 160 hp now, cuz the intakes 15 hp, the mufflers 15 hp, and the chips 10.

2) yea man, theres smoke coming outta the transfuxfibulator there, i just gotta retune my muffler bearings and it should be even faster than before.

ricer flyby 

When a ricer and a other car race, the ricer loses, the winner slows down to legal speed, then the ricer flies by and thinks he won, to save some face in front of his friends.
"Dude, check out this ricer, he wants to race, check out his 4-banger Dodge Neon, my V-8 6.6 403 could whoop his ass."

*Ricer revs engine* *I rev back*

"We kicked his ass... oh her comes the ricer flyby... sure enough, probably thinks he won..."
ricer flyby by Rice Hater July 9, 2005

ricer stop 

This happens when a ricer approaches a stoplight, and if he is first in line, he will swing wide in his own lane and stop at an angle to the lane with his wheels cocked, because he wants everyone to know his Honda Civic can beat their minivan by 2 carlenghts.
ricer stop by CH311 May 28, 2005